Haiku Friday

I'm feeling lazy and boring so it seems fitting that I present to you my Friday so far, in haiku:

Rain can bite my ass
Where is my precious sunshine?
Why is life so hard?

Grilled cheese for the win
Greasy, tasty and so good
Now who's on the phone?

You are strangely mad
Not in a good way either
Shove it up your ass

Hey man, don't feel blue!
You deserve a giant hug
Just come over here

Jesus Effing Christ
Vermont and New Hampshire suck
Which way round are they?