Bite Sized Thoughts

Inside the minds of celebrities.

Today: Gary Busey


"Hey I'm lookin' goooood! Hey baby nice ass, swing that sweet thang over here! Dang, let me tap that! Since when is gin cheaper than gasoline? Where's my hairdresser's phone number? I totally look great for a dude who drinks his bodyweight in Scotch every day...whoa my chompers are HUGE! Hey, I'm still relevant, ok? This Cover Girl Age Defying Foundation is da bomb! YEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAA! Hook me up to a vodka IV! I wonder if Mickey Rourke and Nick Nolte wanna come over and part-ay?"