Idiot
It's the little things that make me laugh.
From Overheard In New York
Lady: Hey, I have to get going to that puh-taa meeting tonight.
Husband: That what meeting?!
Lady: Puh-taa. For the school...
Husband: ... You mean the P.T.A. meeting?
Lady: You know that's what I meant!
--W 5th St, Brooklyn