Brass Monkeys

Global warming can kiss my ass. There isn't a single brass testicle remaining on a primate in New York City. It was 6 degrees Fahrenheit when I left this morning with a wind chill factor of -10. I don't want to hear about your -40 in Canada or your -30F in Minnesota because that's what you expect in those godforsaken icy climes. This is New York City, for the love of God. We don't DO arctic cold, ok, so a wind chill of -10 is akin to making us swim naked in liquid nitrogen.

Wow...what an attractive image that is.