Ebay

I'm confused. How come, when browsing Ebay, the more gushing and glowing someone is in their description of an item, the more eye-meltingly heinous the item is going to be? If a dress is described as "stunning" or "absolutely beautiful" that's usually code for "this dress should not be viewed without a special government license and strong sunglasses".

And what's with the selling of "well worn women's gym socks"?

Not that I was looking...