I Heart Florida

In part seven hundred and sixty three of "Why Floridians are bonkers" it is now illegal to feed the homeless without a permit in Orlando. Whoa, hold on to that sandwich sister, you'll find yourself in pound-me-in-the-ass prison before you can say "Want some mayo on that, dude?" if that sandwich winds up in the hands of Scruffy McHomeless over there. I mean I sort of see the point if some vindictive SOB is feeding the homeless arsenic-laced bratwurst or some other such tasty produce, but regular food?

In other news, backassward laws are nothing new to Florida, after all can't you shoot your gun at anything with a pulse down there, legally (possibly while boning your sister)? In fact, if you don't have a gun you better drag your ass across the border into Georgia or Alabama, pronto. OK, maybe those were bad examples...Maybe keep driving till you get to say...Delaware.