Won't Anyone Think of the Children?

OH MY GOD the sky is falling, the sky is falling!

How utterly tragic! I guess someone somewhere will put one of these coins under the microscope, recoil in horror and immediately sprinkle it and its vicinity in holy water and prayer. What if foreign visitors withdraw their tourist money and take it to some country that isn't a great, big, stinking, godless cess pool?

We don't ALL trust in God or even the same God and I kind of resent the Government putting this stuff on coins and notes to begin with. Is there going to be an Atheist coin that worships cake and poker chips? Then I protest. Don't presume to speak for me Mr. Government. Stick it up your pie hole.